The Fashion Show
May 04, 2008 in Trendsetters
Groomer Has It, Week IV Recap
I know we didn’t recap on last week’s episode of Groomer Has It, Ruff Customers, but that doesn’t mean we stopped watching!
Resuming our recaps with yesterday night’s new episode, The Fashion Show, the groomers have been narrowed down from twelve to nine contestants and winner of last week’s challenge, the loud and sometimes flamboyant, Will, is given the chance to pick teams for this week’s Quick Snip challenge.
He chooses Jessica and Amber. Shocking! Why wouldn’t you pick Jonathan who has won or been runner up in all of the challenges so far? Amber was a wise choice I thought, until she grabbed the reins on this challenge and started galloping off to crazy-land.
Will had the chance to really fluster the other contestants and truly set up losing teams, but he didn’t. Instead, Jonathan, Malissa, Kathleen were assigned as teammates, two of the strongest contestants and so far, one of the weakest and he assigned Jasper, Artist and Jorge to be teammates. After all, the show is called Groomer Has It and he paired some of the strongest groomers on other teams.
The Quick Snip Challenge was to create a line of dog apparel for the next day’s fashion show, to be worn by modeling poodles from each size group, Standard, Miniature and Toy. Amber led her group, Will and Jessica down the path of over-accessorising and each look was decidedly different but totally overdone.
Jonathan, Malissa and Kathleen were working more like a team and ganged up on 23 year old Malissa, throwing her ideas away and telling her what to do throughout the episode. She made some meek attempts to regain some say in her poodle’s haircut, until Kathleen literally seized her dog from the grooming table, in effort to ’salvage’ the grooming.
Jasper, Artist and Jorge were the surprise. Underdogs at the start, these boys created a simple sports related theme with a matching pallette of red, white and gray.
After handing their designs off to seamstresses, Jasper, Artist and Jorge were deemed the winners and all three groups went back to the Dog House to work on the next day’s presentations. They were also told that this week’s losing team would be picking from their group, who would be coming home.
During preparations, the contestants realized this was an opportunity to strategically get rid of threatening groomers. Suddenly, the top groomers were feeling a little uneasy.
That didn’t stop the drama during grooming as Jonathan and Kathleen ganged up on Malissa, relegating her to paint the model’s nails, rather then continue to groom. To be fair, Malissa did announce she was done before Kathleen seized Malissa’s toy poodle to ‘fix’ it.
The other two teams groomed with less drama in their groups, however, Amber struggled through grooming her dog who was completely matted.
During judging, Will all of a sudden turned against his teammates, saying he wished he had chosen differently. Jorge, Jasper and Artist’s team were named the winners, with Jasper named overall winner. We will see what help Jasper gets in next week’s Quick Snip Challenge for being named winner.
Guest judge Melissa Rivers (daughter of Joan) slammed Jonathan, Malissa and Kathleen’s group and called Kathleen out over the fact that her poodle ‘logo’ was something Kathleen used in other projects. Malissa was raked over the coals for her poor grooming, but in the end, the group was sent back to the Dog House, finishing in the middle.
Amber, Will and Jessica took insults from Melissa Rivers regarding how overdone their collection was (pot calling the kettle ‘black,’ I think). The other judges felt the grooming overall, was the weakest and this pack was the losing team. Which way would it go? Will voted first calling for Amber to go home. Amber voted next, in Will’s direction. The fate of the groomers lay in Jessica’s hands, she could pick Will and get rid of the high drama he creates or Amber, a strategic vote that would get rid of one of the stronger contestants, raising her own odds. Jessica chose the latter path and the judges wistfully waved Amber off, praising her skill and sad not to see her work later in the competition.
Next week resumes with a Quick Snip Challenge on dog CPR and emergency medical care and a main challenge that involves cats. After we get rid of one more contestant, I think I’ll be able to decide who I am rooting for. Right now its between Artist, because I like his funky name and he is funny, Malissa, because everyone is expecting her to lose and I suppose Jonathan…all though he is kinda boring.
I didn’t comment on anyone’s grooming skills because I really can’t tell that much of a difference between the groomers so far and I know firsthand how difficult a squirmy, matted dog can be to wash or groom.



























