Listen up humans. I don’t have many thoughts and the ones I do have usually revolve around munching on some meaty goodness or sniffing butts, however, I have now officially survived my first Father’s Day and Mother’s Day and I would like to lodge a formal complaint.

What about the dogs?

Are we not important? Do we not give you hoomans enough affection? Kisses? Is it our breath?

On behalf of all Canine-kind, my legal team and I are preparing paperwork to submit to officially instate official Canine Appreciation Day and by my count, it should occur seven times per hooman year.

It shall include daylong feasts, four extra long walks and free reign of the house to sniff and do as we choose. No scolding allowed or baths allowed. I would like to also recommend that the holiday include new additions to the pile of stuffies and other fun toys to celebrate the awesomeness that is dog.

This holiday in no way negates the recognition of birthdays, the hooman holidays with presents or any other such occasion that includes the extra special attention we deserve.

Let it be known, I have spoken to my lawyer and as we speak, he is getting the proper paperwork in order.

Sincerely Yours,

Louis Reginald

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